greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

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the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

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kinks182:

“self respect” isn’t wearing clothes that cover you up, it’s wearing whatever the fuck you feel good and comfortable in

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uhmeliamay:

falling asleep in someone’s arms is the best

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curtisplease:

plowjob:

what would the foot version of fisting be called

a huge mistake

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reminder that black boys don’t need to be “good boys on the honor roll” for their lives to matter

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breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

stay home from school. save your own life.

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